Ghetto Retarded

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.

Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.

by Sideburns88 May 17, 2010

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Bleeding retard

Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.

Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."

by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 4, 2012

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Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

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retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

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Retard Shivers

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.

Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.

by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011

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