retarded hooker

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.

That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.

by flyawaynow October 9, 2009

Retarded Potato

Also known as Mohammed SALEH. Terrible at Apex. Might be illiterate

That is retarded Potato

by Wethebest09876 February 26, 2019

Retard Shivers

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.

Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.

by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011

Retarded Terrorist

Retarded Terrorist

When your brain damaged cat attacks everything and anything.

My cat is acting like a retarded terrorist

by Tippygibby September 5, 2019

retard powers

Being as stupid as possible, therefore making others around you stupid by talking.

"His retard powers are so great, my iq drops by 50 every time he speaks."

by 100%Retard January 30, 2016

Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014