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queef

a combination of air pressure and kinetic energy during the insertion of the male penis into the female vaginal entrance in the process of mating that results in bubbly sound that resembles a flatulence.
Oh my, she has queefed
by Gvcci14 February 28, 2018
mugGet the queefmug.

Queef

Oops I just done a queef, pardon me.
by UltimateDoge March 5, 2021
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Toby Queef

Toby Queef made the song named Christmas in Afghanistan
by ChickenNoThanks July 8, 2023
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Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!
by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022
mugGet the Man Queefmug.

Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night
by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022
mugGet the Shart queefmug.

Queef nugget

a queef nugget is the stage after intercorse where the male exits and the female queefs a nugget that she has been hiding since 10 years of age plops onto the bed
by wetslimypum December 14, 2024
mugGet the Queef nuggetmug.

Mark queef

When someone goes into a classroom and it starts to stink
Student T "damn it stinks in hear."

Student Z "I guess it's because mark queef came into the room"
by Yeet407 January 30, 2020
mugGet the Mark queefmug.

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