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Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
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ProFiftyTwoBlitz

if fifty two means on your site; To score just barely over the ammount of complete mental retardation in an exam. so in a ProFiftyTwoBlitz I can get that extra one up needed to get further in life and pass the competition.
a ProFiftyTwoBlitz means I can get that extra one up needed to get further in life and pass the competition.
by TVyeauuh December 27, 2020
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Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.
The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!
by DuckDB February 23, 2021
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Professional Street Memers

Professional Street Memers is a discord server that has a giant collection of racists. The server was first created on the 14th of July in 2020 and is currently known more as PSM.

Professional Street Memers is the third discord server in a collection of discord servers, coming after TMC (The Memers Club) which came after TMU. (Top Memes Users) What separates Professional Street Memers from the other 2 servers is that it wasn't created by the creator of the last servers 2 known by the members as "Asshole Sousa" and isn't entirely under dictatorial rule.
Guy 1. "Hey you heard of this discord server called Professional Street Memers?"
Guy 2. "Sounds like a server with a bunch of racists."
by anonymous March 2, 2021
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Professher

Billy: Yo Tim did you see the new professor. she's cool.
Tim: You mean professher.
by emdawg7 January 14, 2021
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Proffended

Deliberately taking offense to another person's point, opinion or language no matter how weak the offense may be.
Jack said that he liked dogs with waggy tails..

"your descriminatory and inflammatory remarks have deeply offended me" said Jane as she clutched her pearls.

It was clear to Jack that Jane had proffended his comment.
by Pookay January 15, 2021
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Profundiblah

Something that someone says that, on the surface, sounds deep, but under the surface is shallow and superficial.

A portmanteau of profundity and blather. It sounds like wisdom but is really just empty nonsense.
Examples of profundiblahs:
"We can only understand the universe when the universe is understanding us."
"God, Himself, is in the act of knowing, so to know God is to be God knowing God."
"When we hurt, it's because we have allowed the other to harm our vulnerabilities."
by Abierto Pudenda January 28, 2021
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