joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.

Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"

by Jake Yerman December 31, 2013

Token Beer

In Australian culture, the concept of the token beer, is the consumption of an alcoholic beverage usually a beer in the afternoon before the utilisation of the drug MDMA. The Token Beer is merely a facade for the consumer before they launch right into the session.

Jase: hey mate we getting on the gear tonight?
Sam: Yeah mate what are we doing before?
Jase: Come to mine around 3 for a few token beers then we will get on the Jono Thurstons later in the Uber to revs!

by Al Geoffies May 13, 2018

Beer leader

typified as a hyperactive beta-male who seeks pleasure by promoting alcohol abuse at fraternity parties. In the presence of a beer leader, ones ability to consume everclear, slam beer bongs, and do multi-minute keg stands is exponentially increased. Sometimes to life threatening limits. Beer leaders capitalize on an extensive lexicon of degrading words and emasculating gestures in order to gain others compliance into drinking more than they cared to.

Beer leader: Dude, lets do keg stands!!

party guy: naw i'm set bro

Beer leader: common pussy! that guy over there said you chug cock! you not a cock chugger are you?

party guy: screw him! who wants to see the worlds longest keg stand!!

by bi-polar bear January 18, 2009

bedtime beer

drinking and having sexual intercourse at the same time

I had some bedtime beer with Manders' mom under the sheets last night.;)

by everyoneandtheirmom August 4, 2008

Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Beer Peddler

You have so many DUI's that they only way you can make a beer run is to ride your bike.

Watch out honey, there is a bicycler ahead, naw that's just a beer peddler, see his six pack?

by KC Hops May 12, 2007

Porch Beer

A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!

You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.

by dev4522 August 6, 2009