Ninja Please

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.

(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!

by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 4, 2009

green ninja

The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.

You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!

by Jeth September 6, 2005

Mental Ninja

A famale. She's a man eater. She will get into you mind and wreak havoc. She will leave you wondering WTF just happened. Avoid these woman at all costs they will eat you alive.

Example 1:

Boyfriend: Lies

Girlfriend: Know's he's Lying and plays along.

Boyfriend: Thinks he's in the clear.

Girlfriend: Give's him his morning coffee in a dirty coffee cup with laxatives in it!

Boyfriend: Just got hit by the mental ninja!

example 2:

Bob: Dude what's wrong?

John: (insert name) is fucking with my emotions, She's like a mental ninja.

by Snickelfritz33 February 2, 2010

The Spy Ninjas

A group of Youtubers: Chad Wild Clay (Real Name: Chris William Chris), Daniel/Exposing Project Zorgo, Vy Qwaint, Regina/PZ4.

Guy 1: Did you hear about #Project Zorgo's Enemy?
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: It's the SPY NINJAS!
Guy 2: OH NO!
Guy 1: You are Project Zorgo?
Guy 2: RUNS AWAY

by TheBestHacker September 21, 2020

Facebook Ninja

One who responds to posts, comments, etc n ridiculously short amounts of time; One who responds to every thread that appears.

Sarah: I hate driving WTF!? 1 min ago
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?

by Denis Potvin October 30, 2009

ninja shake

jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.

Andrew ***** did the ninja shake repeatedly in class due to his recent break up.

by WormShit678 August 11, 2006

ninja compliment

When you compliment someone, but it first sounds like an insult, (and probably is). Called a ninja compliment because the compliment is in there, but it's as hard to find as a ninja.

Janet: "You look great now you're not so fat. Before you looked really bad"

Jane: "So, she said I looked really bad before, but I'm better now I'm not so fat."

Jill: "Wow, so a ninja compliment then...."

by biglicks June 22, 2011