No u

The fucking ultimate come back to literally every thing. Proven to deter any unwanted conversations.

Person one: “give me your money of fuckn die.

Person two: No u.

by Soviet Union fuk boi October 4, 2018

No u

A generic comeback for those who can’t find a good defensive counter-attack to roasts.

“Ur Mom Gay”
“No u”

by Wheres the goddamn bus October 5, 2018

no u

the ultimate comeback for 8 year olds

Kid 1: u ugly noob
Kid 2: no u
Kid 1: -brain explodes due to comment above being so unbelievably stupid-

by Your Past And Future October 7, 2018

no u

The ultimate comeback back, that is normally used when there is no other comebacks to be made. By using the comeback "no u", you instantly win the fight/argument, unless the opponent pulls out a reverse card, if this happens you just run, you run away as fast as you can.

Opponent: ur mum gayyy
You: no u
Opponent:*dies*

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

no u

The ultimate comeback back, that is normally used when there is no other comebacks to be made. By using the comeback "no u", you instantly win the fight/argument, unless the opponent pulls out a reverse card, if this happens you just run, you run away as fast as you can.

Opponent: ur mum gayyy
You: no u
Opponent:*dies*

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018

No u

Only the most dangerous comeback in human history, when you use this you feel like a god, when its used against you, you feel like utter shit

Jimmothy- Ur sister mister
Dave-NO U FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND GODS
Jimmothy- *has a stroke and dies*

by burrodemerda October 26, 2018

No u

The best comeback.

Hater: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A PIT OF FIRE11!!!!!111
Me: No u

by OliviaisstephaniexD October 29, 2018