Luigi’s Nose Is Humungous

This is a true statement due to the character Luigi (from the Super Mario Bros game franchise) says nose all the time. In conclusion, Luigi’s nose is big.

Luigi: Pick my Jelly, Willy, NOSE! Luigi’s Nose is Humungous.

by Luigi’s big nose September 17, 2019

crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

Big Nose Charlie

When someones dick is so big there is a massive bulge in their pants and girls just want to suck it clean

Wow he has a big nose charlie, mmmm

by Dirty Minds September 12, 2017

Nose Full of Custard

The situation in which a human's sinuses are quite disgustingly clogged and the viscous residue which erupts from one's cavernous nostrils is the consistency and yellow hue of Custard.

Mo: Did you see that Fabio guy? He used his tie to wipe his Nose Full of Custard.

by ThaiCube December 6, 2017

white bloody nose

When a girl is giving head and the man deep throats her right before ejaculation. Then, when the girl lifts her head, the man proceeds to cum up her nose and let it drip out

Jim: Hey bro, I heard your girl gave you head last night.
Brad: Ya bro, she had a white bloody nose for hours!

by Qwertuoobfdv October 18, 2019

Nose Bung Situation

The inadvertent act of finding your nose in someones ass while in the 69 position.

As we managed the 69 position I inhaled to find I was in a Nose Bung Situation. It was then I thought maybe it was not a good idea to get this intimate your first time out with someone you just met in a bar. Then again, did I wipe thoroughly.

by Mongojustapawn October 26, 2012

There’s a butterfly on your nose

A way of not directly saying I love you

Hey did you know There’s a butterfly on your nose

by MahalKitaMonAmor April 4, 2023