Mini Muffins

Its what happens when you leave your muffins in the oven with out watching them. Especially blueberry muffins, which breed like crazy. Mini muffins after born, are sold by the bag at super markets and local chain grocery stores.

Most muffins get eaten before they have their babies. However the muffins that have their babies, the babies are then called “Mini Muffins."

Dude!, have a mini muffin!

by Cajunbaby August 31, 2004

brain muffin

When your in a middle of a sentence and forget what your going to say next. The feeling of your mind going blank.Usally happeneds when your underpressure.

I had a Brain Muffin during the final, i couldn't answer a single question.

by Better Off April 9, 2006

penis muffin

a particular shpecies of muffin that resides at "Lick-Wilmerding HS". Said to be the shexiesht little creature with the biggesht penis ever.

Kyel Chu, Freshman

by kyel chu January 22, 2003

queer muffin

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'

matt: im a queer muffin
justin: im thrustin justin
both: hehehehehe

me: you dumbasses

by anon November 13, 2004

sea muffins

Sea muffins is a synonym for fun. It is used on occasions when "fun" is censored because of the first two letters.

I'm going to have a lot of sea muffins in my AP Calculus class!

by Exhnozoaa February 24, 2007

Finger muffin

When a guy fingers a girl (the muffin part relates to the amount of pubic hair)

I gave my girlfriend a well good finger muffin last night in the bush.

by JesusChristAllahbuddha September 29, 2006

jizzle on a muffin

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.

I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...

by FlashMasterCash March 25, 2005