Magus Machine

God of account jacking in the world of GameFAQs spinoffs.

Wow, Magus Machine sure is better than me!

by CJayC November 13, 2003

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Sheen Machine

a person with a capacity for winning equal to that of Charlie Sheen's

Q: Wow! How was he able to accomplish such a feat?

A: It doesn't surprise me, that guy's a Sheen Machine.

by UnkyGeorge April 27, 2011

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dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

by stogeson September 16, 2009

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Baby Makin' Machine Gun

Is another Word For a Guys Dick, Your Penis.

Dude: Check out that Chick in the Corner.
Other Dude: Shes Fucking Hot.
Dude: Im going to make her Pull the trigger on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun.

by Twitch0601 March 21, 2010

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Tyrann Mathieu

1.Honey Baddger.

2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.

Honey Baddger

Look dude, you had better get out of my way before I do a Tyrann Mathieu on your ass.

by Jabyron1 December 4, 2011

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