by pithyul May 25, 2020
Get the dub machinemug. A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.
by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025
Get the Vanilla Ice Cream Machinemug. (n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
by Zilon July 13, 2012
Get the Surf Machinemug. Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
Get the Vending Machinemug. Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
by _miraculous.girl_ March 25, 2021
Get the Yum Yum Machinemug. by g000le April 18, 2011
Get the Dialysis Machinemug. by Big brain bill April 25, 2020
Get the Cook machinemug.