march madness

A hallucinatory disease with symptoms that resemble the effects of doing herione and LSD simultaneously; often mistaken to be related to the NCAA basketball tournament

Alyssa: We better lock little Todd in the closet, the doctor says he has signs of march madness!

Dad: I'll just take him out back and take care of him now. I'm tired of always having to worry about him.

Alyssa: Nice thinkin' Dad.

by Alex Mirman December 25, 2007

march 19

If someone's born on this day they're gay, and awesome.
Everyone born on march 19 is gay and awesome.
That's all.

-Have you heard josh is gay ?
-Yeah I already knew, he's born on march 19

by HenHenLo October 15, 2019

march of dimes

To walk down to the supermarket with your coin jar to get your "spare" changed turned into paper money or goods.

After being out of work for several months, Dave did the "march of dimes" to the supermarket to turn his spare change jar into something more usable than a paperweight.

by Mdlily July 12, 2009

March 2nd

The day methheads are born

“why is she looking like me like that?”

“poor girl must have been born on march 2nd”

by beefbuff October 15, 2019

marching dust

crystal meth amphetamine

Check out the crittler, he's been on the marching dust for weeks.He needs to LAY DOWN, and go night night.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

No dubsmash march

Nobody is allowed to make or post a dubsmash all of March

It’s no dubsmash march Snapchat is free for now

by Fortnite hacker December 31, 2018

March 1st

Omg your so pretty, are you born on March 1st?
Your a Pisces! Your loyal and funny. It’s hard to got your trust

This is an example

I am born on March 1st

by It’s.churboo December 5, 2019