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Luke Bryan 

The Skinny Jean wearing wannabe country boy who tries to make pop music sound like country and we all know it’s obvious.
“Did you hear Luke Bryan’s new song? It’s GAF
Luke Bryan by ParkDaddy69 May 18, 2019

Luke Moment

A moment when you get so freaking annoyed with someone that you send them a multiple page letter/email/text message describing how much you've had to put up with them in the past, how they annoy you, and how you never want to talk to them again. Subtle insults are key. The difference between a Luke Moment and just totally ripping on someone is that you remain slightly nice with only subtle insults. Then the person replies and that's when you let it all loose.( :0 )

Sometimes, the friendship may restart a few days after the Luke Moment if the person "recieving" the Luke Moment is absolutely retarded.

The phrase "Luke Moment" was coined when a dude named Luke Kirstein sent 3 of these letters to the most annoying people on the planet Earth. Their names are withheld for security purposes :].
Harmony: *crying* The boy I liked just totally yelled at me on myspace! I'm so sad!

Megan: It's ok, he probably just had a "Luke Moment".
Luke Moment by Luke K. February 4, 2008

Luke Jolly 

a person who smells REALLY bad, always telling other people they smell when actually, he's just got his head too close to his ass.
Luke Jolly: "guess what?"
other person: "what? :)"
Luke Jolly: "you smell :P"
Luke Jolly by Mz Annonymous May 10, 2011

luke evans

One of the HOTTEST guys u will ever meet very kind and sexy communicates threw her deep blue eyes and is dirty VERY dirty he is very athletic and if u get the chance hold his hand if ur ever in a relationship with a Luke Evans play with his hair and HOLD HIS HAND make sure u don’t keep secrets from him and talk to him daily don’t piss him off and if he invites u FUCK HIM
Luke Evans will FUCK U
A well know glitcher on resistance fall of man (the PS3 game). luke_91 was seen glitching and whilst on headset, usually insulting player who complained about his glitches, (usually quite funny).
He was in my clan (The killerz!)
But hanged round with a shep83.
top-glitcher - im gona report you for glitching
luke_91 - you aint gona get far with a name like that.

Whos that guy glitching again?
luke_91
wouldn't suprise me.
luke_91 by londi_42 March 3, 2008

luke markey

an old english saying originating from essex used often to described homosexual males
king: have a gander once at that scally wag!
squire: bit luke markey if you ask i my lord
or
he like it right up the luke markey