Jason Rodriguez

Jason Rodriguez has small PP, I would know

Jason Rodriguez has such a small pp

by DragonKing18500 July 5, 2022

A spicy Jason

Accidentally getting a spicy substance on one's penis.

E.g. ghost pepper powder.
And asking for or receiving a blowjob.

She was given a spicy Jason.

by BiscuitJ October 11, 2021

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

Jason

Someone who like feet a little too much

“Dam bro I saw him slurp all the toe cheese off Sabrina at the club, he pulled a jason!”

by Yefan2002 April 14, 2022

Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023

JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!

Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021