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Urban Dictionary

Basically where you currently are. It's a dictionary written by people and like with understandable meanings and you don't have to search for words and words to know the meaning of one word until you forget about what even was the word.
I use the Urban Dictionary cause it's easy, fun and sometimes meaningless.
by Kittycorn Me March 8, 2022
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The urban dictionary is what the oxford english dictionary would have turned out like, if it had attended an inner city comp. The oxford english dictionary clearly received a private, priviliged education where it could just get on with being smart and get the grades to go to Oxbridge. The urban dictionary had to survive on its wits alone.
Is that an urban dictionary? No its the oxford english wearing nike airs.
by TheFury July 29, 2019
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A stupid place where we waste our time!
by The amaze lover March 5, 2017
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A absolute masterpiece when needing to find out how just about anything is sexual. Including ceiling fans, various cereals, and gmail. Gives 100% accurate defintions every time and is a magical thing.
"Dude, I used to have low levels of intelligence, then I found Urban Dictionary, and my eyes were opened to a magical world of ultimate stupidity."
by SEVENSEVENSENVENSEVE October 9, 2020
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A website where all sanity goes to die and where people usually can’t talk about one subject without bringing sex into it.
Person 1: Were you on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I don’t have any sanity left.
by Dyldog942 SKRRT SKRRT November 6, 2018
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Dictionary Fight

When one or more retard(s) fight over the defiance of a specific word. They are arguing on the definition of the same word. People could go so far into this rabbit-hole that they forget to realize that a word could have multiple meanings from different times; especially in the English Language.

However, you would assume that a "Dictionary Fight" could be settled by looking up a word on any dictionary, it is a paradox on its' own and must be avoided. If this is not achieved, then you will sound like an autistic person rambling on a never ending argument.
Example: Definition of Terrorism.
Person 1: Terrorism is when a Muslim kills people, like in 9/11.
Person 2: NO! It is a political conflict as in the case of the Jacobins during the French Revolution.
Person 3: Terrorism is a racist word that discriminates against people of color! We must BAN IT!
Person 4: Actually, Terrorism is defined as; an unlawful use of violance to intimidate one or to cause fear on others.

Person 5: You;re all wrong, you're all stuck in the never ending Dictionary Fight!
by ZakAttackaufDeutsch February 14, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.
Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...
by SushiWarlord November 1, 2016
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