Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

Ime

Ime stands for In my experience.

Person 1 is texting Person 2

"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or

Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"

Person 2: "Not ime."

by THELIZARDKING907 December 18, 2023

im cooked

Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.

My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).

by Sa4h4r4 March 20, 2024

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

Im Yeojin

Best maknae of 3rd, 4th and 5th gen
"no ur not?"

Im Yeojin looks like AI

by 今月の少女 July 1, 2024

yo guys im ali rate the drip

coldddd

yo guys im ali rate the drip pepes peri peri chicken

by pepezi November 11, 2023

IM

Full form: Intellectual Masturbation.

Used when someone over-intellectualises mundane stuff.

He ruined the entire night by IMing over the poker game.
I hate meetings with creative agencies, they do so much IM!

by dsafjiivbjin July 15, 2021