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the definition of a "Hipster" are a knock off brand name Scene kid. They lean up against brick walls and smoke only camel Turkish royals, and have shaggy mop headed hair styles, with skinny jeans so tight you'd imagine they would have dick. They listen to gay ass crab-core bands like attack attack and other scremo filth. They are always trying to give light shows and bring their Rave Gloves with them erywhere.
Alec: hey kevin?
Kevin: yeah bro-ku?
Alec: i think your a hipster dude.... im just sayin
Kevin: yo Nahh dude.
Alec: like for real dude...
Kevin: i know i am but shut up!
Alex: ^lol
by The HoIy Diver March 4, 2011
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The only definition of a "hipster" is that he is a person who can stand on certain street corners in any foreign big city in the world and connect for pot or junk without knowing the language, it all makes you want to go back to America to Harry Truman's face.

As defined by Jack Kerouac in Desolation Angels (book two, part one, chapter seventeen)
whole gangs of mexican hipsters mill around, most of them with mustaches, all broke, quite a few of italian and cuban descent. some of them even write poetry, as i found later.
by Bull Hubbard May 1, 2010
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wants to be indie, but is not
you = hipster
by frodo smith January 4, 2010
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An adjective. Describes a person who rejects mainstream altogether. Usually extraordinarily smart genius's. Constantly checks stocks and always talks about the advanced placement courses he/she is taking. Likes math and science. Usually go by the name of Phoenix if a guy. Deeply interested in politics, they spend their days arguing their beliefs to anyone who's interested. Also like to spend hours on end playing video games in a dark room, including the new hit game "Skyrim", a magical game with dragons. Hipsters tend to be skaters as well, dressing and acting like dumb kids but really being very smart and nerdy on the inside. Don't be fooled when you see one, they aren't dumb at all.
Person 1: "Dude, Phoenix is so smart. He's in calculus, did you know? I would've never guessed, he acts so stupid."
Person 2: "He's a hipster; of course he looks stupid on the outside."
by hipster_lover December 28, 2011
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Hipster lesbians are girls that identify as lesbians, because being straight is 'too mainstream.' These girls are usually heterosexual, but act as lesbians for attention (mostly from men) or to stand out from the crowd.
Two girls kiss next to a few guys in public.

Guy 1: "Are you guys lesbians?"
Girl 1: "Totally."
Girl 2: "Being straight is so what everyone else does."
Girl 1: "Yeah, it's so mainstream."

The girls walk away.

Guy 1: "Dude, they were weird!"
Guy 2: "They're just hipster lesbians. Let them be."
by iTainakaDesu March 18, 2014
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A dedicated fan of "The Tragically Hip", the best band in the whole wide world.
by grace too February 15, 2005
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Not to be confused with Scenester (largely involved with emo, hardcore, and post-hardcore) or Indie-Rocker (self-explanatory), hipsters are normally thin middle class 18-25 year olds who listen various styles of independent music, which is rarely rock oriented (though nu-grunge, nu-psych, and metal are making a comeback).

The female fashion ranges from largely thrifted vintage looking clothing to elaborately designed obscure fashion designers (Dries, Anne D, etc.); the men often use similar styles, wearing tapered jeans most of which are black (though sagged dropped crotch jeans are the new thing), oversized shirts (opposite of the misnomer that extremely tight t-shirts are hipster, as they are definitively scenester), dress shoes or high top sneakers and large rimmed glasses.

Politically hipsters are generally apathetic, but recently as the hipster bible Vice has shifted politically from the right to the left, the hipster mass has followed. The rise of 90s revival culture has also brought back the use of marijuana and X and has replaced cocaine, though the ever popular PBR and American Spirit Cigarettes remain popular.

Overall, hipsters can be characterized by their relatively carefree and iconoclastic lifestyles, their adherence to debauchery and sexual freedom, and the intake of drugs and alcohol.
I went to the juke club and to my surprise, the place was filled with hipsters.
by Sludged September 15, 2007
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