im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023

Horny

A guy that wants pushy and LOTS of it; sometimes referred to as an "Ethan"

That guyis so horny
Ikr? He's such an ethan

by shmoopypants November 30, 2023

conner is a horny ass bitch

you heard me you bitch ass hoe. horny little fuck

man, conner is a horny ass bitch

by THE BIGGEST WHORE December 1, 2023

boom… horny

When your day is going fine but you suddenly get aroused and the song Gats by Susumu Hirasawa starts playing at around the 1:50 mark

My day be so fine, then boom… horny.

by Quandale Dingus December 11, 2023

Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Horny Bat

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!

horny bat!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

horny

why r u looking up urself bro

seriously your the horny one here

by kyra_sussybaka December 3, 2022