stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.

He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!

by dmillswvu82 May 15, 2018

stick his neck out

to take a risk,
to give an opinion or do smth which other people may not like or which other people are frightened to give

Benn is going to stick his neck out and predict a Republican victory. He's never been afraid of sticking his neck out.
He made a risky investment. He stuck his neck out for the deal because he thought he could make some big money.

by donaldi9 September 3, 2016

shit or wind his watch

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

a poor waif in his underwear

people who blow their cover as Kremlin propagandists

He called him"a poor waif in his underwear", so he's definitely not a native English speaker

by saint-G July 28, 2023

Hi my name is AAAAAHHHHH

This is when you feel like screaming but you also want to introduce your name.

Teacher: Hi what is your name?
me: hi my name is AAAAAHHHHH
Class and Teacher: *Shocked*
Principal: We will be closing the school forever because this person is super cool

by InfinitySleepYT April 18, 2022

Sand in his/her shoes

someone who seems a little down on their luck, slightly depressed and lacking confidence

Poor Steve! Ever since he lost his job, he's walked around like he has sand in his/her shoes.

Definition: someone who seems a little down on their luck, slightly depressed and lacking confidence.

by sfw518 May 22, 2015

Every man and his dog

An idiom meaning 'extremely crowded' or 'A lot of people' . Mainly used in past or future tense to describe how busy a place will be and/or was.

John: Want to go to Walmart?
Fred: Nah, its Black Friday, Every man and his dog will be there.
John: True that

by PooChode April 25, 2016