shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 1, 2023

goosed ya

To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.

Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.

by JodaWS November 27, 2013

goose

a troublemaking honker who likes to cause mass mayhem, as well as mass genocide

the goose is causing mayhem again!

by smokingquack May 24, 2021

stuff the goose

To drink large amounts of water before going to bed in order to avoid a hangover.

I am going to stuff the goose so I don't feel so shitty tomorrow.

by Andrew Graham December 14, 2008

Goosed

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned

"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"

by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017

Goosed

When someone ejects from a titan and you kill them in titanfall

Haha lol I just goosed that groundbreather spitfire user

by monkeybutler141 September 30, 2023

whose goose

The action taken after you catch or are caught playing "Duck, Duck, Goose". Aka blowing the person who caught you, or having them blow you if you catch them.

Duck, duck, duck, goose!!!

Ha! Caught you! Now you have to suck my dick!

But I'm your brother!
Rules are rules bro! And that's whose goose!

by hectorHoursLozano January 11, 2017