Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.
Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?
Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)
Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)
by Barry Mahoganue July 21, 2009
Get the Going to the Bureaumug. the act of getting really drunk and making a lot of noise so everyone knows your drunk, typically followed by a morning where you don't remember anything.
by somereallycooldude July 14, 2011
Get the going globalsmug. Using the phrase taking a turd implies the act of a Poop Goblin, so rather than incriminating oneself, they can instead imply that they are participating in nothing but the luxury of shitting, by saying go turd.
On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one
On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one
"Hey can you pause the game? I gotta go take a turd."
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.
by DynamiteMechaGodzilla July 2, 2023
Get the go turdmug. Do something supernatural, psychic or unusual to make something interesting happen.
Also to describe something done that's amazing.
"Dude... That was alien man!"
Or to insult something done that's amazing but unusual.
Also to describe something done that's amazing.
"Dude... That was alien man!"
Or to insult something done that's amazing but unusual.
John: Dude, "the bus is pulling off"
Time: "hold my stuff, time to go alien"
2
Kelly: "I'm bored "
"Don: "Let's do something alien"
3.
James: "yesterday I grabbed the handle to my door and pulled the whole thing off..."
"Matthew: Fuckimg alien... Maybe you should stop working out so much at the gym"
Time: "hold my stuff, time to go alien"
2
Kelly: "I'm bored "
"Don: "Let's do something alien"
3.
James: "yesterday I grabbed the handle to my door and pulled the whole thing off..."
"Matthew: Fuckimg alien... Maybe you should stop working out so much at the gym"
by King Nimai February 14, 2018
Get the Go Alienmug. by Akane742 February 17, 2018
Get the go to the zoomug. by captaindigi November 2, 2018
Get the going offmug. A term originating in Delaware County and now encompasses most of Philadelphia
Go Birds is a response to someone whom you don’t wish to speak with. It translates to fist yourself. A phrase popularized by Casey of the Preston and Steve Show on WMMR
Go Birds is a response to someone whom you don’t wish to speak with. It translates to fist yourself. A phrase popularized by Casey of the Preston and Steve Show on WMMR
Preston seeing Casey in the morning: “Good day mate”
Casey: (Thinking to himself god I hate this scab eating prick) “Go Birds”
Casey: (Thinking to himself god I hate this scab eating prick) “Go Birds”
by MrsPuggyWuggyHasASquareCutPunt September 26, 2019
Get the Go Birdsmug.