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National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head
Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head
by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022
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I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022
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عطنا لايك طال عمرك
"Farabi is mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting likes audit, I found that Farabi is a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post
by عطيس June 1, 2022
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National Give Skyy 25$ Day

March 8th !! Everyone give skyy 25 $
Skyy: give me 25 $
Boy: no way!
Skyy: it’s national give skyy 25$ day!
Boy:ugh here!
by iiamskyyt March 7, 2022
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give a boy your number day

On November 16th is a give a boy your number day!
her : heres my number
him : why?
her : its give a boy your number day!
by November 22nd November 10, 2020
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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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