Gooning

The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".

We gooning COD Warzone tonight.

by darkduds April 19, 2024

Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.

Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it

hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there

by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025

Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank

"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"

by Methlover67 October 7, 2025

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident strut

Dave: damn look at him vibe...but hes also walking?
Tom: yah hes goon walking

by Beygl January 4, 2021

sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there

retardancy

person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption

by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024

Goon

Samual birkin

Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman

by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023