When you get into a visible close proximity eye-to-eye altercation without any physical contact or even without a verbal exchange. Thus, “Finger Fights” or “Finger Fighting” most commonly occurs during random heated exchanges with strangers or harmless road rage incidents—ideally in short duration without further escalation or harm. Because ain’t nobody got time for that…
Sorry dear, you might as well hear it from me first—I got into another finger fight with a parent driving the kids to school today. I know it’s stupid but here me out: So you know there’s that construction zone with the bad timing? They closed off a lane and I simply went to merge at the end of the merger—that’s what you’re supposed to do, right? I wasn’t cutting the line of parents off - it just looked like it, okay? And this asshole Karent in a minivan wouldn’t let me in acting like a total dashboard warrior wanting to smash chariots. And we got into it throwing middle fingers - because I’m not rolling down the window with this Delta Variant. So I’m miming this douche bag instructions on how a merge lane is supposed to work because I know better than to curse in front of the kids! Yes dear. It was stupid. I know, dear. Nothing bad was going to happen. Look, I found a back way so there will be no finger fighting. In fact, watch this: I’m hanging up my little gloves…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
Get the Finger Fightmug. 1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.
2. To provide strong defense for a topic
2. To provide strong defense for a topic
Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.
Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.
Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.
by Janeson April 10, 2023
Get the Fight Handsmug. by Owen daddy May 10, 2025
Get the Russian pillow fightmug. A form of gay sex when one man violently jumps on another mans back and brutally sticks there dick into there ass providing a form of pleasurement.
by anonymous January 1, 2022
Get the Male Fightingmug. When your bro is on your shoulders for a game of chicken and he suddenly spins to the front of you and you begin breathing through his flesh snorkel
That game of chicken got really intence my buddy got so into it he spun around and turned it into a snorkel fight
by Le Stefan July 24, 2022
Get the Snorkel fightmug. Hym "Amd no. I'm not fighting with you. I'm not competing with a retard. I'm not negotiating. I'm getting paid for this and retiring immediately or I'm murdering a child amd killing myself. Jordan Peterson has likely convinced you to do this and now he's tries to cover up the negatives for himself and the positives for me and in doing so he has guaranteed that I will not fail."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
Get the Fightingmug. by 1gqry236 May 17, 2017
Get the mexican sword fightmug.