Facebook Neutral

The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.

Person 1 Wow that status is so interesting
Person 2 Ya usually he is Facebook Neutral.

by Ddawg447 December 6, 2011

Facebook Consolidation

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.

Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.

by Eadinator October 18, 2011

Facebook Talker

Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.

example of a facebook talker

over facebook chat

Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"

**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"

by AlyssaNinja :D August 17, 2010

Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u

"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)

by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011

Facebook Stalker

A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook

Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker

Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout

Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?

Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'

by Lenny45 July 6, 2014

Facebook Fraud

Being logged in as another person on Facebook and commenting and updating like you're on your own account.

This can be very confusing and is not always done with malicious intent.

"Leslee doesn't even use her own facebook account, she just commits facebook fraud every day!"

by raoul_duke12 May 16, 2010

Facebook Trimming

The task of going through your whole Facebook profile and changing or removing out-dated pictures, info, and/or friends.

I was bored so I decided to do a little bit of Facebook trimming; I don't even remember why I was in some of those groups.

by IndybirdYeah November 30, 2010