facebook garbage

the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.
"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"
by who's your mama November 10, 2014
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Facebook Preacher

1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.
by Bishop2014 December 03, 2014
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Facebook Talker

Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.
example of a facebook talker

over facebook chat

Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"

**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"
by AlyssaNinja :D August 17, 2010
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Facebook Neutral

The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.
Person 1 Wow that status is so interesting
Person 2 Ya usually he is Facebook Neutral.
by Ddawg447 December 06, 2011
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facebook menace

A member of the facebook community that goes on to walls and destroys threads.
Did you see how he destroyed that facebook thread? Undoubtedly, he is a facebook menace...
by ozzzzy September 03, 2010
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shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"
Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!
by bebi_ar September 12, 2009
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facebook kidfacer

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.
How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."
by icehause August 21, 2011
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