Calm Your Fuck 

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

Calm Your Fuck by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007

Fuck My Fist To Your Face 

no definition necessary...

During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".

Fuck My Fist To Your Face by Orlando Fornaguera March 22, 2007

tell your eye to wake the fuck up 

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

tell your eye to wake the fuck up by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013

Spit on your ass and fuck it 

When someone says this it mean that they will talk down or talk shit about you.

I’m going to spit on your ass and fuck it.

Spit on your ass and fuck it by Blackcheddar May 21, 2022

Put that in your ass and fuck it. 

A More harsh and direct version of put that in your pipe and smoke it. Basically a way of telling someone how it is and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.

I've told you a million times that I think your a cunt so Put that in your ass and fuck it.

Put that in your ass and fuck it. by Cuntgasm December 5, 2022

Your Fuck is Shit

1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.

Dude, your fuck is shit.

Your Fuck is Shit by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 7, 2010

your teeth are locked the fuck up 

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.

L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

your teeth are locked the fuck up by DVBE July 11, 2011