Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

coffee rhino

A person who spontaneously bursts out with anger due to overconsumption of caffeine.

"May I sit between you two coffee rhinos?" asked Amanda.

by rtrac3y December 22, 2011

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Hot Coffee

A mod for GTA SA and GTA 5 to prove how greedy Take Two Interactive and Rockstar games is.

You should not use Hot Coffee in this motherfrickin case! Well $hit.

by Mark1106 March 21, 2023

hot coffee

a very amazing song...

taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"

hot coffee...

aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"

leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"

corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."

by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022

Coffee Grinder

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.

"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"

by BenEvolutioN April 06, 2022

Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020