People with fucked up faces 

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

People with fucked up faces by 2Pac February 15, 2005

loogie fake-out

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, and pretends to cum on her back..when really he is hawking up a big loogie, and spitting it all over her ass. Then when she turns around, thinking the show is over, he blows his real, warm, load right in her fucking eye.

My girl thought I was finished, but I got her with a loogie fake-out. She got it right in the eyes!!

loogie fake-out by Chris, Ross, Neil April 30, 2006

fake love 

1)Fake love's when your homey give you dap
Smile in your face but he want yo' ass clapepd

2)Fake love - so my friends is enemies and my enemies be friends
Don't show no love, don't pretend

3)Fake love is when a nigga set you up
How he knew about your chain when your shit was tucked.

Fake friends, show fake love
You know the type of nigga that'll leave you in the club
Fake love

fake love by Jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 8, 2006

Fake news 

Noun: A fabricated truth typically found on Donald Trumps twittter feed.
Examples
@realdonaldtrump "we will make Mexico pay for the wall.".
@realdonaldtrump. " I have done more in my first two years as POTUS. than any other president."
@realdonaldtrump " I am the smartest president ever."
Fake news is very easy to detect.. Just wait for Donald Trump to open his mouth.

Donald Trump uses fake news to feel smart and important whenclearly he is an unloved idiot.

Fake news by Please make America great agai January 28, 2019

Fake Jew 

Someone who follows the jewish religion & takes shortcuts.

Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"

Dave "Can you eat pork?"

Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"

Dave "Your such a fake jew"

Fake Jew by KameronDzilot February 26, 2009

mush fake 

prison slang for items owned by an inmate that may be legal to buy, but were constructed or obtained through illegal means, hence they are contraband

See that stinger there he's usin' to warm up his coffee? The end's ripped off. It's a mush fake and it's a fire hazard. Tell him to get rid of it and buy a new one at the store.

mush fake by peerath January 25, 2006

Fake news 

The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.

Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.

Fake news by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018