Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee May 10, 2018

Evan Gonzal

evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well

you are such an evan gonzal

by Puddle_Z April 16, 2023

Evan Rees-Weideman

An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.

Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman

by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019

Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

robert tyrone evans III

sexy

robert tyrone evans III

by letitbebob June 26, 2009

Evan Montague

biggest simp

Evan Montague is the biggest simp

by dick qwide April 18, 2020

Kenneth Evans

Kenneth Evans aka Kennethy is the bestestbestetbestest person ever and he belongs to Amanda

Kenneth Evans is my whore u tramps back off!

by moonininini December 04, 2021