Evan

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.

Evan is a queer

by Joey sense November 15, 2019

Tyler Evans

Fat as shit and ugly as fuck
Always on dick

"Tyler Evans is always on someone's dick"

by Fat Tyler Evans November 3, 2022

Evan

sucks dick on the daily

Evan really likes to suck dick

by samuel sucks January 21, 2020

Cheyenne Evans

The most Favorited Child

You are a Cheyenne Evans

by @023kevans November 5, 2020

Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.

Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.

by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025

horny Evan

Sexy hot pulverizing guys

Horny Evan is so hot

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all

Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?

by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021