emo

A little pussyass bitch.

All emos can suck my motherfuckin' dick.

by MikeCapone January 2, 2009

emo

emos are gay's the fuck each other, bite their penis moan about being shot in the balls.

Let's say that dick-licker is a emo.

Dude: I was walking down the street and I saw some wierdo, he was wearing black and had hair covering one part of his eye.

Friend: Next!? Tell me!

Dude: Hold on to your dick, I got my foot and kicked his nuts soo hard I heard a *CRACK* and there was blood coming, I dragged him into my car boot, shut the lid and drove to some dark alleyway. Next I tied him up to some dumpsters, I took out my BAZOOKA and shove it up his gay ass shot. I survied cause I rule :D

Friend: *shouts*FUCK EMOS, GAY BOYS SUCK

Crowd: YEAH! *shoots walking emos*

by Kicked_a_emo_in_the_nuts November 22, 2010

Emo

Emo = Tight Jeans, Converse/Vans, Wear red/black, Cry over having to go home at 10pm because they want to get pissed on white star, Paint tears on there face, Are OTT in how they are and what they wear, can be very attention seeking

There are 2 types of emos, the hardcore proper emos 'emotional' people who are actually upset about real things and keep it 2 themselves

And fashion emos who crave attention so cry as much as possible and cut themselves (trying to kill themselves apperently which they never do) and then tell everyone in the world about it

by Shaun Byrne September 22, 2008

Emo

Some one who is from seattle and listen to fall out boy and 30 seconds to mars while cutting their wrists and complaining about how much life sucks and write dark poetry about their past girlfriends/boyfriends and how they were their world and they can't live with out them....

uugggh Im from seattle it's so depressing here...im gonna go put on the new fall out boy cd and cut myself, after that im gonna write about how sally ripped out my heart....ohhh life is so horrible....oh god...uggh...emo faggot

by Jaymcc November 5, 2008

emo

emo is a steriotype of a person like a chav in a way most emos just feel neglected or unwanated and slit there wrists for the sake of it but other emos can do it to feel wanted. The way they act reflects on the music they listen to such as rock punk. Most chavs hate emos and judge them.

chav: wot u lookin at lil emo freak
emo: nuffin just a waste of space!

by dont-judge-me November 8, 2008

emo

A fag who wants attention, true some girls are hot but mostly they have small petite breasts, they also have low self-esteem which makes it easier than normal girls to manipulate. Common side effects equal depression, moaning writing gay ass songs which will never get you anywhere other than the local bar.

Here's an example of an Emo: Paulyheartcore: shes constantly been raped since she was 6 and her mum is a heroin addict her dad used to rape her and her sistrer but he dies from cancer. shes tried to kill her self so many times. she says im the on;y thing keeping her alive and it cuts me pretty fucking deep to know that. it took her 3 years of knowing me to tell me that

I would lol @ him irl

by The4th1 April 30, 2008

Emo

A pair of jeans and a haircut. See also: poser, desperate wannabe, freak, or sick attempt at trying to be cool.

"Hi, my name is depressed emo freak. I love black, slitting my wrist, being a homosexual, the usual. I like hot pink, skateboarding, pretending I'm a skateboarder, crying, and writing poems. I don't eat, and I live inside my room. People think I'm weird because I wear black nailpolish and dark, dark black eyeshadow, but really I'm just better than everyone else. I wish people could just understand my superiority. One of my favorite poems is the following: "I'm going to draw a picture, a picture with a twist; I'll draw it with a razorblade; I'll draw it on my wrist." --It really turns me on. I'm going to go write in my diary like a freak now."

exerpt from createblog.com --podbody's nerfect.

by heather.dee...! December 21, 2008