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Not my duck

Something that is clearly not your responsibility that someone is trying to dump on you
"Hey bro can you go do my laundry while I'm out?" "Not my duck, man sorry."
by Mr. Cool guy July 18, 2019
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Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.
Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!
by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014
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Duck king

Duck King: a slo-pitch softball pitcher who is afraid to catch the ball do he ducks the pitches. Usually the worst player on the team forced to pitch and scared for his life.
That guy Shawn is the duck king of softball
by Reesor November 22, 2021
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duck-sick

You comment, as posted on Fox News Comments, indicates that you duck-sick.
by sagabeeba March 14, 2020
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Ducking Fine

When nothing is fine and auto-correct is a bitch
by Jomie September 29, 2021
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Tuck and duck

When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out
Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.
by DoodleArtz April 19, 2019
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Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.
Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.
by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021
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