Retardedly Drunk

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010

Drunk Veg

The act of getting absolutely obliterated off jagerbombs, and dancing hard as fuck. As soon as the caffeine wears off from the red bull, and you're still drunk as fuck, you post up a veg at one of da boiz house (preferably Mr. Wet) and game NHL or CoD. It is acceptable to puke, as long as you get it in a bucket for an easy clean up in the morning. Along with any sort of veg, a blanket, gatorade/G2, and food is necessary. Also, there is much sauce, as usual.

Fawce: Downes, you've drank enough jager to take down a horse. lets go to my place before PD comes out and i need to call an ambulance. Its time for a drunk veg.
Downes: something completely incomprehensible/irrelevant.
Fawce: i just called a cab, get your shit together
Downes: SAUUUUCE

by downesybahd May 22, 2011

Drunk Drifting

A drinking game:

Supplies:
three different proofs of alcohol
Forza 3
you and three friends.

Rules:
Each person takes a hot lap on Forza 3 with drift points turned on. Each person remembers their drifting score. The second place person takes a shot of the lowest proof alcohol, third place, second highest proof, last place shoots the highest proof.

There are no rewinds, and preferably no driving assists. only cosmetic damage, usually.

Upon winning, the first place finisher gets to pick the next car and track.

Ken: Hey Brett, what are you doing tonight?

Brett: I think we are going to go drunk drifting tonight.

Ken: Badass! I'm in!

by bafast June 7, 2011

Trucker drunk

drink just enough to find your limit, then, just for good measure, throw in a few shots of jager, shake well. Now your trucker drunk.

john: man, what the hell happened last night? i don't remember a thing.
zach: yeah, you were trucker drunk last night!

by slowbmw October 17, 2007

drunk spacing

While drunk, search for hot chicks on myspace.

Hey, What are you up to? Drunk spacing.

by JordanWI May 3, 2008

drunk on drugs

What 4th graders say when they don't know what high means.

4th grader - Hey my brother got arrested for being drunk on drugs.

by Poopbob Fartpants June 27, 2014

Troy-Drunk

To intoxicate one's self so severely that the brain becomes totally incompatible with the body and all its functions.

Dave: "Gordon, I see you chose the middle of a fucking gravel road for your sleeping purposes last night."

Gordon: "Yeah man, I must have gotten Troy-Drunk."

by Call Me Papa Cherry November 8, 2014