Mercedes Drunk 

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

Mercedes Drunk by Badger Crew June 12, 2013

Emotional Drunk

When your friend gets drunk and by the end of the night, her/his problems are your problems.

PERSON A: Yeah, Christine took 12 shots for her birthday and started crying. She was telling everybody about some guy named Ryan for hours while crying. She wouldn't shut up.
PERSON B: Haha that sucks, I didn't know she was an emotional drunk.

Emotional Drunk by Joseph Tran From San Diego October 8, 2008

eBay drunk 

condition describing the feeling someone gets when the unexpectedly win an auction on eBay and immediately start bidding on other auctions and end up spending too much money.

Paulash just won a jersey on eBay and went and bid on 5 more jerseys and is now broke. He was eBay drunk

eBay drunk by Paulash January 18, 2009

Too Drunk To Fuck 

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"

Too Drunk To Fuck by mecha-streisand December 9, 2008

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by Papabear81 October 8, 2018

copper mine drunk 

A drunk only experienced when drinking craft beers. It involves the consumption of at least 6 beers containing 7% alcohol or higher. Most times you don't realize you're drunk until you get up to go to the bathroom. The first few steps are surprisingly tough and you immediately question how you are drunk already. Those who fully commit themselves wake up the next day not remembering at least a small portion of the night prior and you have no idea how you got so drunk. (Abbreviated: CMD)

Dude, what the fuck happened last night? Who knows, we were both copper mine drunk.

copper mine drunk by RutgersJPM December 20, 2010

sritarded drunk 

The act of becoming so intoxicated that all moral values are diminished to the state of nothingness, BAC levels are of unknown proportions, and any random act involving illegal, sacreligious, or inhumane behavior may occur. Also see: "blackout."

I got so sritarded drunk last night that I blacked out for four hours and triumphantly slaughtered a deer.

sritarded drunk by idiot. October 5, 2009