releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out

Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?

by Scaryboi March 12, 2020

dragon voters

Voters who rarely participate in elections, until awakened by egregious political events. Once awakened they are angry and hell-bent on laying waste to their enemies.

Nominating creepy Joe Biden is going to awaken so many dragon voters!

When the Republican dared to blame God's wrath for the tragedy, offering only thoughts and prayers in response, the dragon voters came out in force.

When the New York City government openly trampled first-amendment rights to protest, the dragon voters were roused from their slumber.

by Extreme Outlier May 14, 2020

Broken Dragon

An event that takes place while smoking in which someone laughs during a drag and it results in the person violently exhaling and coughing

Man I told a hilarious joke to my friend and got him to Broken Dragon

by JWatson1999 June 26, 2020

Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.

Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
...
We could be a unicorn dragon

by Hehecamren September 10, 2020

drunken dragon

When you hold somebody's hair back as they throw up like a pissed off dragon spitting flames, but you're fucking them doggy style all at the same time.

Fuckboy: Damn, I finally tried the dirty sanchez with this bitch I met last night.

Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!

by NotSoChipper March 20, 2017

The Detroit Dragon

When one individual jams a can of pepper spray so far up another's rectum that the subsequent spray erupts from the victim's mouth, thusly turning the victim into a fire breathing dragon.

Last guy who messed with him got the Detroit dragon. He's been using heavy strength chapstick ever since.

by Cthulip March 27, 2017

undead dragon

When someone accidently kills their mistress and they try to resuscitate her but during mouth to mouth she blows fire in said persons mouth. The person then usually continues to drag the fire breathing bitch outside and dumps her in a nearby park bin.

Todd: Christ Jim I heard Janice died?
Jim: Janice can get fucked because she was an undead dragon

by Chickenlotus October 21, 2017