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daniel bratslavsky

a leprachaun from Ireland who travels by rainbow with a pot of gold. He is half Russian, half Irish, and half Ukrainian. At first he liked unsalted pretzels, and now he likes salted ones. He likes freshwater fishing and always says "My friend said..." but never names them, as they may not exist.

He often travels to Cleveland, Ohio, and that is why he missed his astronomy research.
A: I'm going to Cleveland!
B: You must be Daniel Bratslavsky!

C: You went to Ireland? You must be Daniel Bratslavsky!
by Mishaan October 25, 2011
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Sack Daniels

A more extreme version of a slamuel adams. A chick that you remember as being a 8 or 9 after a long night of drinking Jack Daniels, but realize when you wake up she is a 2 or 3 tops.
Bob: Dude what were you thinking last night?
Frank: I don't know what you're talking about.
Bob:that girl you left with last night. I hope she was just giving you a ride home...
Frank: Well...not going to lie, definitely pulled a sack daniels last night.
by Slampiece king October 6, 2011
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Daniel and Jace

A Youtube series from another dimension. Literally.
Daniel and Jace can be watched on youtube!
by PudgeNugget13 June 12, 2018
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Daniel Means

Grumpy Old Man claiming to be a Lead Print Administrator who is on the verge of retiring from his long time job of doing utterly nothing but surfing the web for vacations. Once retired, he will be driving his winnebago cross county in hopes of finding his one true love but come to realize his true love is himself.

Dan Means the love story

Note: do not get in the car with this individual as he exhibits anger and bouts of road rage.
by Oldmandan17 August 3, 2018
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daniel davenport

a loving man . likes beer. loved your wife . fucked your daughter
hey was daniel davenport at your house last night
by fanmm June 6, 2018
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Daniel Kolesnikov

Daniel is the name given to my boyfriend. MY boyfriend. He's smart. Reallllly smart. I was studying the polyatomic ions and I named the first one, Ammonium, and he told me the correct formula for it. He's cute, too. He brought me flowers and he calls me 'cutie'. We've covered that he's sweet and cute, but not hot. HE'S SO HOT. Ladies, he's mine. But like, he's so hot, I don't blame you for thirsting over him. He has back muscles, a great chest and arms, and the hottest shoulders possible. Overall, Daniel Kolesnikov is the name given to a boy who will do great things in his life. He will succeed, love, and make hella bank to buy me cute dresses.
Bio Girl: "Omg Daniel Kolesnikov is sooooo cute"
Bio Girl 2: "He is, but I heard he's dating Paola."
by Princess.Paola October 29, 2023
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alice and daniel

the best couple in the world.🦃. The daniel in the relationship is very alpha and the alice is his little servant. She is most of the time very beta and falls to his superiority and good looks. Even though they have a lot of silly goofy arguments they always come back and make up.
Wow i’m trynna get like alice and daniel
by turkey1234🦃 December 27, 2022
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