Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.

Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!

by DarkVinnymac October 18, 2008

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021

duck these ads

When autocorrect destroys your ad rant

Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 November 27, 2018

bush duck

A fart.

Eww, somebody just let a bush duck! Was that you?

by se2 April 26, 2011

Muckly Duck

Something that is thrown together, incomplete or hazardous operations. Something that looks like crap when completed.

Muckly duck is when holiday lights that don't match are lite for all to see. It's when people that sag, bag and drag. It's a staff meeting with no direction or a committee without a chair person. Females that dress skanky.

by Patty Cakes December 17, 2012

duck fetish

a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a duck in any shapes and sizes

singular : xavier has a duck fetish

plural : xavier has duck fetishes

by chi long June 13, 2021