by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Modern Coffee mug.Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”
Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”
Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”
by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Coffee mug.An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.
by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021
Get the Coffee mug.Giving coffee to someone means trying to revive the dead or bring back a zombie.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.
It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.
It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.
P1: What's the matter Mary?
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.
by Birbados November 21, 2021
Get the Give Coffee mug.Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
Get the Coffee Ninja mug.TKO drip-bag coffee is a world Hall of Fame coffee. It is the brand created by Tyler Kuo and King Wei Pong.
by Kikbrownasss November 22, 2021
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