An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010
Get the curtains in the closet mug.a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.
by britt November 12, 2003
Get the closed caption mug.Related Words
closest friend
• Closes
• *closes tab*
• Closescoper
• Closespaced
• Closest person to you
• when your window randomly closes
• David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban`~`Robles There Is
• David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>
• David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>
the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.
by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003
Get the the evil monkey in my closet mug.by stoneyac3 January 23, 2008
Get the closet mug.A version of Arabians Acrobats (see for details). This variety of AA is that the cups are now back to back.
by The Other Mongoose March 14, 2010
Get the Close Quarters mug.
by preston neill October 12, 2004
Get the closer..call..me..closer mug.