clean food

Food that has been washed.

Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."

Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."

Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."

by snorkelman May 25, 2012

Clamatose

When a woman's vagina is so rank, that you actually pass-out from smelling it.

John decided to go down on his new girlfriend for the first time, but was overcome by the stench of her dirty twat and remained "clamatose" for what seemed like hours.

by GizzyLizzy July 6, 2012

clean clicker

a person who types on a keyboard that has had water spilled on it

Cortney is a clean clicker while she is working at the office

by The Great All Knowing September 27, 2013

Clamatoholic

Person who drinks large quantities of red beer.

Wow, your girlfriend used to never drink beer. Now every time I see her she has a red beer in her hand.
Yeah I know man. She's turned into a Clamatoholic.

by dparker1958 December 21, 2013

cleamond

When a females vagina is too swollen that the blood stops flowing to it and it turns grey.

Man she's been sexed so much she has a cleamond

by Viasd1290 December 27, 2013

chemanuel

Sexy, muscular, funny, tall

Hey that guy is hot, is that Chemanuel?

by Cheche November 3, 2013

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014