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FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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Panhandling chat bum

A deadbeat has-been that begs for money in a chat room. Panhandling chat bums usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week even longer than the chat bots sometimes, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum 's only source of income.
I have a job interview tomorrow and i'm so broke right now that i'm really hoping i get it, if not i'm just going to give up and become a panhandling chat bum.
by shadoinkin May 22, 2018
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panhandling chat bum

Panhandling chat bums are jobless and usually log into chat rooms 24 hours 7 days a week and are usually there even more often than the chat bots, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum's only source of income.
I have a job interview tomorrow and if I don't get hired I'll probably have to become a panhandling chat bum .
by ElSteban May 23, 2018
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BeeZoo Chat

A social network created for Zimbabweans allowing users to message, post, upload pictures/videos, make friends and build followers. BeeZoo is often referred to as the African combination of Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
Are you on beezoo chat?
by Encyclopedia Africana June 2, 2018
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under chat

Under Chat is program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is preformed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can preform all of the buggery their heart's desire.
Mike-"Did you hear that Jake is going through Under Chat?!"

Ethan- "Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program."
by Gay unicorn October 23, 2018
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Kicky Chat

The Kcky Chat where we come together to chill, talk about anything (mostly about wanting to fuck girls in this GC) and also kicky in the GC also that’s why it’s named kicky chat.
juicybignutjr: Bro you wanna talk in Kicky Chat tonight
max.machum: A Yoda profile picture, I have.
ohhpea: *sends pics of traps and titties*
by nigganatorrrrr June 4, 2019
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fortnite chat

a group chat consisting of a bunch of ignorant assholes who always start shit and can never keep their opinions to themselves. they act nice in person but online they’re a bunch of pussies who love to beef with 2213 for no reason.
“dude why is he such a dick? “
“oh it’s cuz hes in fortnite chat, you didn’t know?”
by five6seven8nine June 11, 2019
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