Kenzi cain

A sexy mother fucker who gets simped on by Elise

Kenzi cain is so so sexy

by Sex machine xxxx April 8, 2021

national calvin.skims day

in honor of his heroic drinking effort that may never be truly matched
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved

Yo, it’s a great day, can’t wait to celebrate national calvin.skims day by shotgunning 2 mikey harders and bowl calls

by leChina james April 23, 2021

Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)

Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?

by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021

:file_cabinet:

An emoji/thing said whenever something is completely fucking folded in half, such as crashing a program, making it look like landfill and whatnot

"oh no, I :file_cabinet:'d google chrome again", "oops I crashed gmod using text....... welp..... :file_cabinet:"

by GamingMIDI May 10, 2021

Billy Cabinet

Those boredline unusable cabinets above the fridge that noone under 6 foot 3 can reach without a cherry picker

Man fuck them Billy cabinets

Nah bro that's where I stash my shit lol

by Buttgetter July 11, 2021

Becoming Caine

When a person who uses a fake name actually adopts the name as their legal name.

Named for the British actor Sir Michael Caine. His real name is actually Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. And whenever he tried to go through airport security, the guard would instantly recognize him. "Oh, you're Michael Caine!"

But when Caine would show his passport, which displayed his real name, he would always have to go through the incredibly annoying task of proving that Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. is in fact the same person. Eventually, he got fed up with it and legally changed his name to Michael Caine once and for all.

Becoming Caine doesn't happen very often, but you really can't blame Michael Caine for doing what he did. That would drive anyone mad after awhile.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021

avalanche cabinet

A cabinet that you open towards the ceiling usually in a small camper or moving vehicle (semi truck) when is shit is garunteed to fall due to over stuffing, driving erratically, and hoarding unnecessary shit.

Riding in the truck Hey Alex what's in that cabinet?
Oh don't know.
Reaches up and opens it and Yells avalanche cabinet

by angry server October 10, 2021