"Off the Camel"

A phrase or statement refering to one who is in denial - Denial, being a River in Egypt (D' Nile).

Bob: I saw you copping a look at the new girl in I.T there,
Ted: No way, she's a dweeb!
Bob: C'mon, face it you're "Off the Camel" man!!

by CraigInRammy November 8, 2007

Capelloitis

The ability to criticise when something goes wrong, but have no reaction when something goes right.

A: "Hey we won 4-1 today!"
B: "Why did you concede the 1?"
A "We scored 4 though!"
B "Shouldn't have conceded the 1, fucking disgraceful"
A "You've got Capelloitis man!"

by lukehtfc88 September 28, 2010

capelvenere

A family brand of hot chocolate and eggs a Capelvenere has very transphobic parents even though most aren’t stripes

Ohh I my dad knows about capelvenere I hear they are bit stripes

by IEQAAAA December 3, 2021

Capellivore

To eat hair.

My cat is a Capellivore

by Woord maaker August 17, 2025

a capelletronica

A style of music in which an unaccompanied vocal performer attempts to imitate the sound of a synthesizer, drum machine, sequencer, or other electronic instrument. This form is most frequently practiced by people attempting to identify or discuss a song rather than performed by musicians.

Example of a practical a capelletronica performance:

Lars: "I was listening to this M83 track yesterday and when it was all like 'duh-nah-nuh-NUH,' I was all like 'wow.'"
Klaus: "Wow, what track was that?"
Lars: "I don't remember, but maybe it was more like 'bap-ba-reee-BOP!'"
Klaus: "Oh, yeah. Midnight City."

by bergstein August 24, 2013

Insideout A Capella

That one Latter-Day Saint a capella musical group that every 2000s Mormon mom put on to keep their kids quiet. Musical content ranges from squirrel mutilation to snowmen.

Stereo: ONCE THERE WAS A SNOWMAN, SNOWMAN, SNOWMAN

Me: Huh. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard Insideout A Capella.

by ApolloJustice0713 December 20, 2023

cafelite

A total loser ripoff that makes a big scene in a lame attempt to gain charisma for himself.

Man, planet-klik is just turning into another Cafelite.

by Klikker April 9, 2003