Hot Chocolate

Also known as heaven these incredible drinks of melted chocolate goodness make everything better. Best if served with a marshmellow in winter but perfect all year round they are absolutely incredible. Can buy them everywhere from school canteen's to the convience stores around the corner to school to uber eats to cafes and to at home. they are incredible and so easy to love but you cannot be addicted to them.

'Man, she loves hot chocolate so much!'
I mean it's easy to fall in love with something that's just like heaven.'

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019

Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo

George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.

by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017

chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

Shower chocolate

When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.

I bought shower chocolate again.

Greg, you fucking idiot.

by CraftlyStrawberry February 15, 2017

chocolate shop

Dirty Anal Sex is a trip to the Chocolate Shop!

Dude I took a trip to the Chocolate Shop last night! Totally had to shower after that shit.

by Big Brother you never wanted June 18, 2014

Chocolate banger

A group of black men get all of the penises inside a vagina or bootihole.

Look up Chocolate Banger on PornHub

by BeastEJ February 8, 2019

chocolate doorknob

When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.

by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017