DA Brown

also known as "Whiskey Dick", meaning that this person can't even make himself stand up at attention, often misleading and spineless, likes to hug men, has never drank even one sip of an alcoholic beverage, fearful of shadows to include his own, and often walks around in his leisure with his dick tucked between his legs yelling out "vagina man" as even he himself doesn't feel he is deserving of possessing his own dick.

Man I'm as worthless as a DA Brown, when it comes to making a decision!

by BJ JJRB March 2, 2017

Shash Brown

A drunken slur for hash brown.

I'll take 3 orders of shash browns and extra tabasco.

by Braap789 December 23, 2011

brown goggles

When a male places his genitals on a another parter's eye sockets. Thus brown goggles

Jane received brown goggles from Timmy

by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

Brown Numbers

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place

"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"

by anders limpar February 10, 2015

Brown Highway

When you fuck a girl or get the the 2 spot, aka butthole, aka brown eye

Hey mike a, last night I took the brown Highway with that chick from the bar

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019