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Beat and Delete

to receive pictures of nude girls via Kik, tinder, text, or any other messaging service and then to masturbate to those pictures. After masturbating the person will delete the pictures.
Guy 1: Hey man did you get those pics from sarah last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, I hit a beat and delete session afterwards.
by beat master August 28, 2014
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beat the clock

A horrific "game," where participants (typically adolescents with permanent erections and nothing better to do) sit together (often in formation around a focus, say a tv or computer screen) watching porn, and masturbating furiously. The criteria for "winning"/losing vary from game to game, but there can be unpleasant consequences for he who shoots before/after everyone else. Most often, however, whoever fails to shoot before the allotted time has elapsed is said to have lost.

See: bukkake
M: Heard things got pretty wild the other night, what happened?
H: They were playing beat the clock..
M: Seriously? That's really nasty.
H: Haha yeah, isn't it?
M: *sigh* .. The inhumanity..
by dontgetavisual March 27, 2005
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beating the bush

someone who beats thier bush repeatedly, until one is satisfied that the bush has been beaten, or whose bush is unable to be beaten any more!
she was soo bored at home, she grabbed her smooth shiny vibrating bush beater, and began beating the bush all day!...she woke up the next mornign with a broken bush!
by bushbeater June 27, 2010
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beat-cheap

1. (adv.) Something that was purchased for a ridiculously small sum of money and yet is of good value

2. (n.) A discount or Savings coupon

3. (adj.) inexpensive looking; ugly (not referring to a person's physical appearance)
1. This shirt i bought at target was so beat-cheap, I love that store.

2. I got a bunch of beat-cheap's in the mail the other day-- I'm pretty stoked.

3. Amy is wearing such a beat-cheap outfit. She looks like she raided a second hand store and proceeded to swim 9 miles in a swamp.
by shima g May 17, 2006
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Ashy Beat Hits

When you've smoked all the weed in the bowl, the last toke is an "Ashy Beat Hit". Also, a conglomerate of free form Baltimore/DC musicians that mixes Dub, Reggae, Funk, Acid Jazz, Trip Hop, Psychedelic, Breakbeat, Ska, Punk, Neo Soul, Afrobeat. The band features ex members of The Big Hurt, Great Mutant Skywheel and Can't Hang.
Man, I'm hitting this thing and all I'm getting are some ASHY BEAT HITS!
by Soul Jaaah September 28, 2007
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Weiner Blast Beat

A blast beat performed using one's penis in lieu of a drum stick. The penis is usually used to hit the snare drum.
Most deathcore bands are gay and usually employ a weiner blast beat
by Festive_Lotus May 22, 2014
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Beat Box Fart

When you're in a group of people, and accidently fart, but to play it off, you start boom boxing, just in case someone heard it.
John: "oh yea, i saw that show last night,, *fart*... boom boom boomb ba boom boom ba boom bomb, DROP THE BEAT"

Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"

John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"
by C_SISTO October 15, 2010
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