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Bearded Mentality

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.
Pleb: "How did you do that?!?"
Bearded: "Its all about developing that Bearded Mentality, brother".
by OfficialJD July 21, 2022
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beard velcro

When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.
Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!
by denvergeekery June 24, 2014
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Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard
by anonymous December 28, 2021
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Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024
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bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.
by toomuchfist May 5, 2018
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hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!
by antellect April 9, 2013
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Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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