The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.
Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".
"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"
"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."
"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"
"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."
by Dude&Bean October 18, 2009
Get the Anal Exorcismmug. The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.
by Screechingmu March 7, 2008
Get the Anal Intoxicationmug. a way of gay sex that was created by minor balls also author of anal trains for dummies. where a bunch of ppl stick each other in the butt forming a train.
Master by Minor Balls.
Master by Minor Balls.
by Shambree October 2, 2005
Get the anal trainmug. by Shadow Defines Stuff August 26, 2014
Get the anal jammug. by Dot shot January 20, 2009
Get the anal annhilationmug. "John sweety, you need to go to CVS and pick up another tube of anal lube. My bum is getting chaffed" - Peter
by Kyle May 13, 2005
Get the anal lubemug. see turtles head when u need a poo and u av a bit of turd pokin out . u say i got an anal biscuit poking out.
by ealesy October 8, 2004
Get the anal biscuitmug.