1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."
"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"
"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"
by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011

A male boyfriend commonly found in a cage or doghouse. Resulting in late video game playing or going home early.
by Dhwiei November 23, 2021

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛
by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021

The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.
by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018

Austin: Don't you go pullin' a H$wartd St$rn on me. . . Biatch!
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 November 3, 2020
