e-tard

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.
-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 17, 2011
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Christmas Card Tard

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.
I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!
by EvanMileus March 09, 2008
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E-tard

That kid from the e-school? What an e-tard.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Tard

tard is another word for complete dumb ass and a total retard you can also call it pip or sped
by Anonymous February 13, 2003
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Reli-Gi-Tard

Ignorant idiots in fantasy land or just in straight updenial that an imaginary "god" to which nobody has ever seen in real life really exists somewhere in the fuckin sky.
"Hey Tim, who is the new janitor?".... "I heard he is a bible bangin reli-gi-tard Tim replied. "Great that's all we need.... another dilusuonal dumb fuck in imagination land" I said with frustration. Tim said "ahhhh Religitards, I get it!"
by eRokitShit December 08, 2020
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look at me-tard

Dull-witted people who like to bring attention to themselves.
Buddy 1 - So how did you like the band?

Buddy 2 - I don't know...I couldn't hear them from the look at me-tards driving by on their Harleys.
by whatzupjohn July 26, 2010
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F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes a fool of them self
"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"
by Ice 9 March 03, 2008
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