discretionary taco

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!

"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"

by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010

Taco cloud

A fermented gas released from the anus of a Mexican fast food patron, that causes a stench unmatched by anything else in the world.

I was about 15 feet away in a well ventilated area, but that taco cloud still hit me, and I threw up a little in my mouth.

by Esophageal feces May 08, 2010

Taco Sling

Extremely small and tight bottoms that barely contain a woman's taco.

Nothing is left to the imagination. and the girl's OK with that.

The woman's equivalent of the banana sling.

Examples: short shorts, bikini bottoms, etc.

You'd think Karen would know better than to wear that Taco Sling to the party!

by fergie_cali July 07, 2010

taco plate

A party, gathering, box social, or event that consists of a high ratio of women compared to men. (The opposite of sausage fest)

Dude, Betty's party was such a taco plate. I was the only guy there and there were like 30 girls.

by Jimmy434 December 21, 2008

MUD TACO

A womans genitals after they have been penetrated by a penis that had just engaged in anal sex.

"Sloppy seconds aren't bad...but, I aint eatin' no mud taco!!!"

by tacock January 20, 2010

taco drip

Excessive vaginal secretions.

"Sarah had some serious taco drip last night. It looked like someone blew their nose down there."

by xcharlie May 25, 2014

Taco Blocking

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.

I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!

by C.E. Nyswanger June 05, 2015