Bleeding retard

Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.
Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."
by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 01, 2012
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Retard Shivers

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.
Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.
by [Ryuk] November 10, 2011
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Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."
Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.
by psylence June 30, 2015
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Schrodinger's Retard

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"
>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
by Constanze Amalie July 07, 2023
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retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."
by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014
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Rentaly Retarded

Ones complete disregard of respect for rental property due to a mental condition .
Police , Why did you take a short cut through the corn field with your rental car ?

Suspect , Its not my fault officer , I am Rentaly Retarded !
by jon.rx March 26, 2010
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Spooky Retarded

When a certain individual has smoked so much that they are no longer able to communicate with the rest of the world even though they are right in the middle of it. They are so paranoid that they are spooked into silence.
Damn son I was so Spooky Retarded last night I couldn't even put in an order at McDonalds
by Shenanigans25 May 07, 2011
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